2 hours ago   •   7,938 notes   •   VIA taakuin   •   SOURCE earthdad

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

2 hours ago   •   41,447 notes   •   VIA professional-cockblocker   •   SOURCE moooogle
  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: It's different when I do it.
2 hours ago   •   4,142 notes   •   VIA thesunmaid   •   SOURCE afrightenedmouse

afrightenedmouse:

LOOK 
look at this cutie for adoption right now at my mousery!!!!

2 hours ago   •   346,617 notes   •   VIA necromancys   •   SOURCE lcarma-deactivated20130730

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

3 hours ago   •   22,696 notes   •   VIA thatsmoderatelyraven   •   SOURCE kimkanyekimye

My prof just told us she’s going to bring us fruit snacks everyday omg

9 hours ago   •   4,379 notes   •   VIA toiletllama   •   SOURCE dixonwalsh

dixonwalsh:

EW: Tell us something about Andrew Lincoln that he doesn’t want us to know… [x]

10 hours ago   •   53,557 notes   •   VIA sisterdontletgo   •   SOURCE drenge
10 hours ago   •   50,023 notes   •   VIA sisterdontletgo   •   SOURCE definited

definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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